Ever since he was a happy, hopeful gay black child, Taj Patterson dreamed of contracting herpes, cutting up and sucking a Jewish baby’s dick, passing herpes along to the baby, and killing it.
Decades later, Patterson was overjoyed to hear about a religious practice of orthodox Jews called Metzitzah B’peh, where a man cuts up and sucks a baby’s penis, in accordance with the imaginary mandates of Jews’ imaginary monster god Yahweh.
Patterson was further excited to hear that several Jewish babies had died by contracting herpes from piously diseased-infested men who cut up and suck baby dicks.
“That’s it!” declared Patterson, and he resolved to leave his home in Atlanta, the gay-black capital of the world, and set out for New York — the Jewish baby-dick sucking capital of the USA.
On his way to the ATL airport, Patterson was cat-called by the usual bug-chasers — happy, healthy gay men who want to contract AIDS to get attention and concern, and to spread AIDS to others as revenge to sublimate hatred of life and humanity. “Wanna pretend my diseased rectum is a womb?,” flirted one of the more aggressive Hungry Ghosts from across the street, eyes glazed over in anger, confusion, fear, and happiness, as he flashed Patterson a glimpse of his sexy gay dick and ass, which was covered in happy, discolored, pus-filled scabs.
“No thanks!” shouted Patterson, “I’ve already got herpes, and that’s all the disease I need! Now, I’m on my way to New York, to cut up and suck Jewish baby dicks, pass disease to them, and kill them!,” he gayed with a smile.
“Gay godspeed!,” replied the bug-chaser, dying.
For years, New York was heaven for gay black Patterson: he would wake up each morning, cut up and suck a Jewish baby’s dick, pass herpes to the baby, kill it — then move on to the next baby, on and on, throughout the day, honoring Yahweh.
But then one day some crazy bigoted, racist, homophobic Jews attacked Patterson outside his child-molesting sanctuary. “We heard you are cutting up and sucking Jewish baby dicks, passing disease to them and killing them!,” screamed the angriest Jew. “That’s Cultural Appropriation, you faggot nigger!,” racisted another Jew menacingly. And with that the hate-filled Jews began Black-Protesting against Patterson — beating him, raping him, robbing him, and setting him on fire.
And they all lived happily ever after.