Author Archives: Russ Lindquist

#BedwenchNation

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Free Dylann Roof! #FreeDylannRoof

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Blinders for horses & humans

  “LOL OMG RLY? WTF LMFAO WOW” -text of our cellular cellmates “The real world is boring & unsafe” -subtext of our cellular cellmates

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Hip Hop Strategy Guide

  STEP 1: Bragging be popular, yo STEP 2: Consequences be racis, yo STEP 3: Politics be tempting, yo CONCLUSION: No interruptions til the mic is broke. When I’m gone, then you can joke. Cuz everything is real on a serious tip. Keep … Continue reading

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When you learn this generation of slutty white bitches has incredibly high STD rates #JustGirlySuccess

When you learn this generation of slutty white bitches has incredibly high STD rates… …but not quite as high as the rate for slutty black bitches. #DriedUpWornOutHoles #DriedUpWornOutSouls  #GirlsCanToo! #JustGirlySuccess

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When he lets you spout your total nonsense #JustGirlySuccess

When he lets you spout your total nonsense… …even though he knows you have nothing worth hearing!! #Placated #Empowered  #GraciousMen #JustGirlySuccess

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When he lets you blow him in a dumpster #JustGirlySuccess

  When he lets you blow him in a dumpster… …and you didn’t even pay his gas money! #GraciousMen #DeadFoetiSheCrew #RewardedWithDick #JustGirlySuccess

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14 words, education example

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How to respond to his flirting (2 steps)

Short and/or poor: kick him in the balls! call the cops!!! OMG! Hot and/or rich: Find a secluded dumpster! Swap STDs!!! OMG!

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#SlaveHeaven

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