Blinders for horses & humans

 

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“LOL OMG RLY? WTF LMFAO WOW”
-text of our cellular cellmates

“The real world is boring & unsafe”
-subtext of our cellular cellmates

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Hip Hop Strategy Guide

 

STEP 1: Bragging be popular, yo

STEP 2: Consequences be racis, yo

STEP 3: Politics be tempting, yo

CONCLUSION:
No interruptions til the mic is broke. When I’m gone, then you can joke. Cuz everything is real on a serious tip. Keep playing and I varies quick. And take you for a walk through hell: Freeze domes, watch eyeballs swell.

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When you learn this generation of slutty white bitches has incredibly high STD rates #JustGirlySuccess

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When you learn this generation of slutty white bitches has incredibly high STD rates…
…but not quite as high as the rate for slutty black bitches.

#DriedUpWornOutHoles #DriedUpWornOutSouls  #GirlsCanToo! #JustGirlySuccess

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When he lets you spout your total nonsense #JustGirlySuccess

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When he lets you spout your total nonsense…
…even though he knows you have nothing worth hearing!!

#Placated #Empowered  #GraciousMen #JustGirlySuccess

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When he lets you blow him in a dumpster #JustGirlySuccess

 

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When he lets you blow him in a dumpster…
…and you didn’t even pay his gas money!

#GraciousMen #DeadFoetiSheCrew #RewardedWithDick #JustGirlySuccess

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14 words, education example

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How to respond to his flirting (2 steps)

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Short and/or poor:

  1. kick him in the balls!
  2. call the cops!!! OMG!

Hot and/or rich:

  1. Find a secluded dumpster!
  2. Swap STDs!!! OMG!
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#SlaveHeaven

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Female athletes as sets of mediocre, lustworthy holes

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Female athletes as sets of mediocre, lustworthy holes

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”Bitches ain’t shit but hoes & tricks” -Martha Stewart’s friend Snoop Dogg

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